Karen had lost her husband four years prior and was having trouble moving on. Her daughter repeatedly urged her to return back to the world. Finally, Karen agreed to go out, but didn?t know anyone. Her daughter knew just the person for her. They fell in love and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties. He was naked. "Why the black panties?" he asked. She replied, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." He knew he wasn?t getting lucky that night. The following night, same scenario. There she stood with the black panties on, only now he was wearing a black condom. She looked at him and asked, "What?s with the black condom?" He replied "I want to offer my deepest condolences." A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears are on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones are on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears are on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised by the collection, especially because it?s so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her. She turns to him?they kiss?then they rip each other?s clothes off and romp around the room all night. After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, ?Well, how?d I do?? The woman says, ?You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.?