There was donkey who wanted to be a monkey He had an apple but didn't know what to do He looked at all the other monkey's a55 and they were red but the a55 of the donkey didn't look like the monkey He thought of an idea and stuck that apple up his a55 Rest of the monkey then was after his ass Moral of the story is: A donkey can not be a monkey, DUHH..... If the shit didn't sound like a poem, shit ain't no poet.