Why did sardar ji cuts the sides of the capsule before taking it?? well its obvious - to avoid the side effects ********************************************* sardarji was asked by a man m- sardarji where were you born? sardarji- punjab m- which part sardarji - oie kya part part karta hai, whole body was born in punjab. ***************************************** why was sardarji writing the exam near the door? ...........b'coz it was an entrace exam ******************************************* how do u recognize a sardarji in ur college? - he will be the only one to erase notebook after teacher erases his chalkboard. *******************************8 how do u recognize a sardarji in submarine? --- he will be the only one with parachut tied to his back! ********************************************* a court scenerio lawyer - sardarji geeta te hath laga kar kaho ke sardarji - yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaya. ab fir geeta pe haaath. ************************************************* sardarji standing naked infront of the mirror.. tells his wife,, if i had two more inches, i would be king... sardarni ji.. says.. if u had two inches less.. u would be a queen.. *****************************************88 an englishman was invited to sardarji's house.. during the dinner, they were surving yogurt.. out of curiousity, englishman asks.. how that was prepared.. sardarji says " milk sleeping in night, in morning becomes tight" **********************************************