Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."