Want to laugh??? Then laugh ...he he he he Two sardarjis (Prajees) were friends. They used to go together in office by bus. One day one of them was waiting for the other at the bus stop. Suddenly the other one came on a BIKE (Hero Honda). First one asked "waa! Prajee!! Kammal ho gaya. Kiska bike Leke aayya? Second one told " Arre ! Lottery Lag Gayi. First one said " Mujhe batao yaar, phir mein bhi loonga "He started telling.... "Arre yesterday late night I was coming from a friend's home. It was so late that I couldn't catch any bus, auto. After some time one BIKE was coming. So I asked for lift. That person asked me "where do u want to go?"I told, "wherever u want." by that time I recognised that THE BIKE WALA was a girl not boy. She drove fast and stopped at an ultra SUNSAN JAGAHA. She put off her helmet first. And then clothes lastly. She was totally NAKED.. Then she told " Le! tujhe jo mangta hai woh le le" I took the BIKE and ran away. First Sardarji said "Arre! Accha Kiya Yaar.. ! nahi to ladkiyon ke kapde apne kis kaamke?" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stupid Questions with Smart Answers: BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick. WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter? PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?" Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".