Some jokes on the famous Bollywood scenes ...Ajit's scenes..he he he Scene: Raabert had twins and comes to the "Boss"..... Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye.. Ajeet : Ek ka naam rakho Peter.... Raabert: boss or doosre ka ? Ajeet: Repeater. Raabert: Boss? Is kaa kyaa kare boss? Ajeet: Rawbert! Is pille ko liquid oxygen me daal do. Liquid ise jeene nahi dega, aur oxygen ise marne nahi dega. Peter: Boss? aur is pille ka kyaa kare boss? Ajeet: Peter! Is ko super-conductor me daal do, saala bus mein ticket dete-dete thak jayega Peter: Boss is ka kya karen ? Ajeet: Ise microprocessor mein daal do...BIT by BIT marega ! Bob: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek (headache) ho raha hai. Ajeet: Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padega.! Scene: Raabert and Ajeet are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole and water starts coming inside. Raabert is worried ! Raabert: Boss ab kya hoga ?? Ajeet: Raabert Ek aur hole bana do , aur ek hole me IN aur doosre me OUT likh do . Ek hole se paani ander aayega aur doosre se bahar chale jayega !! Scene: Ajeet get's hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela. Ajeet: Maikal, Is ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do. Maikal: Lekin kyon baas? Ajeet: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi. he he he.... Scene: Raabert and Ajeet go for shikar...Raabert spots a peacock... Raabert: Boss....more.. more... Ajeet picks up the peacock, shoots it and says... Nomore ! Peter: bass yeh aadmi to kuchh boal hee nahin rahaa... Ajeet: Ise revolving chair pe bitha do, pataa to lage chakkar kya hai Ajeet: Raabert, India aur west indies ke Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ? Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai. Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana. Raabert: Yes Boss. Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai ...... Scene: Ajeet spots one of his is enemies... Ajeet: Maikal (Michael), woh jo admi ghadi pahne tumhe nazar aarahaa hai, woh hamara mehman hai. Tum ja kar uske doosre hath mein bhee gadhi pahna do...phir woh do ghadi ka mehman ho jayega !