Here's one of em Sardar Jokes, Does any one know, how Pakistani Troops got into Indian side of Line of Control in Kargil some years back, well it was set highly confidential by the govt of India, but I have done my research; here's how, On that day, the troops sent by India to patrol their territory was the Punjaab Batallion, all of them good old mast..mast Sardars. Pakistani intelligence picked up on the news and forwarded the message to their commander on the other side of Line of Control. When the ground was set for battle, both the sides hiding in their respective trenches, not a soul to be visible at the line sight so that they can shoot and/or decide the outcome of the battle, the Pakistani Commander had a plan. Knowing that their counter part on the other side are all Sardars?..meaning all of them will have common Sardar names like, Jaspinder, Harbindar, Santa Singh, Banta Singh...so on and so forth. Hiding in the covers of their trench one of the Pakistanis shout, "ABBE SHANTA SINGH KAUN HAI BE? (WHO IS SHANTA SINGH?). Hearing his name called Shanta on the other side in a fit of obedience jumps up from his trench with one of his arms raised high in the air, ?MYA HOON JI (THAT?S ME, SIR)?? ?.Bang?the sniper from the Pakistani side takes him down. Again the Pakistanis shout, "ABBE BANTA SINGH KAUN HAI BE? (WHO IS BANTA SINGH?)??..similarly Banta goes ?JI MYA HOON JI (THAT?S ME, SIR)???bang?he too goes down. Again the Pakistanis go "ABBE JASPINDER KAUN HAI???? ?MYA HOON JI??. bang another of the sardars goes down? Doing this by the end of day the Pakistanis have wiped out almost whole of the batallion but three of the top ranking Sardars. These three Sardars knowing that Pakistanis too have some common names like Ali, Javed, Akram, Mohammed?etc..etc, decides to use the same plan of calling names and shooting against Pakistanis. So the first of the remaining sardars shout, ?OYE ALI KAUN HAI BE? (WHO IS ALI?)??to their surprise no one answers back. Then the second sardar shouts, ?OYE AKRAM KAUN HAI BE? (WHO IS AKRAM?)??.similarly no answer, then the third sardar shouts ?OYE JAVED KAUN HAI BE? (WHO IS JAVED?)??.There?s no answer. Bewildered and surprised with no answers from the other side these three Sardars begin to speculate that the enemies must have run away hearing a ?Punjabi Puttar? and their terrifying shouts?..when a voice from the Pakistani side calls, ?ABBE ALI KAUN BOLA BE ? (WHO SAID ALI?)? In the similar fashion that the first of their comrades did, this sardar jumps out of his trench with his arms high in the air, ?JI MAIN BOLA JI!! (THAT WAS ME SIR!!)??.bang goes the Pakistani sniper and down goes this sardar,??? ?ABBE AKRAM KAUN BOLA BE ? (WHO SAID AKRAM?)??? ?JI MAIN BOLA JI!!??..bang??.?ABBE JAVED KAUN BOLA BE!!???. ?JI MAIN BOLA JI!!??. and bang?.. the entire battalion was finished?.and that his how Pakistanis got to the other side of the Line of Control??. By the way this is confidential report?..please read and delete..