1. A sword handling competition was held in washington DC last month and luckily a Gorkhali along with one British and an American made into final round of the competition. The round was pretty easy as contestants had to cut a flying housefly in the arena. British guy exactly cut the fly into equal halves and while in americans turn,the next fly was cut onethird. Now there laying two dead fly in the arena, and in Gorkahili's turn surprisingly the fly kept flying after he fiercly swinged his sword in the air! Guess what? Gorkhali was given gold Medal. Later in press conference it was announced by the judge that the third fly will not be a father anymore ! 2. The most noted difference between a mechanical engineer and a civil enginneer is one makes weapons and the other makes target! 3. One Punjabi went to an electronis store to buy a refrigerator. he pointed toward a gazette and asked theguy about priceof same. The store guy told him that the store never sells goods to punjabis. The sardar was enraged and decided to try other day after cutting his beard. Same reply! " We don't sell goods to punjabi's sir" Frustrated punjabi tried again after removing pugari, shaving off moustache as well , dyed his hair as punk, and dressed as cowboy. The same answer came. " We don't sell goods to punjabi!" Totally burning with red face he scolded the store guy wondering how he recognised him. The storeguy replied " that's a washing machine sir' not a refrigerator"