Oh yes, I know this libbie midget very well. Let me tell you a little bit about her. We were circling the 'burbs in one one of my good buddy's pickup truck, looking for a piece of ass we could get our hands on. We kept circling and circling the region, but to no avail. We were getting frustrated, and I picked up smoking that night, because it really gets my goat when I don't get a libbie hag to get dirty with me on Saturdays. To this day I haven't been able to quit smoking. The experience was just too shocking for me. What I would like to say is that Republican ladies are just too classy;just look at Ann Coulter, the most beautiful woman alive in America today, and smart to boot. She really knows how to kick some major libbie ass. Libbie chics on the other hand, well, are easier than pornstars.So at last, seeing that there were no libbies on the streets, we knew what we needed to do . We hit the nearest club, and lo and behold there was this hideously ugly liberal, grinding with this douchebag, wearing skimpy clothes that only a kid could easily fit in. She was brown, looked Hispanic(later I found out she is Nepali), and must therefore have been a libbie traitor. And I knew she would put out. So I had to teach this libbie a lesson. So my buddies and I started flirting with her, and she returned our signals. We asked her to go out on a ride with us, and she agreed. So we took her to a nearby hotel. I signalled my friends that it was my turn that time to get laid, and they gave a resounding nod of approval. So I was inside the room and they were outside in my buddy's pickup, waiting for me. I knew, at that instand, what I had to do. I quickly pulled down her pants and pulled up her shirt, removed her bra and thong,, and then I quickly threw them out the window. Then I shouted "Take this you skank!" and then I quickly bolted towards my buddy's pickup truck, where they were waiting for me. And then we just took off. LMAOOOOOO. I wonder if she went outside to get her clothes with a towel wrapped around her. God bless Ann Coulter, the smartest woman alive!