Ok here is some humours on bollywood movies...he he he ... Bollywood Movies and their meaning to software professionals and US: Sajan Chale Sasural : Computer professional coming to US. 1942 a Love story : Sticking to one company for more than a year. Dil to Pagal Hai : Staying elsewhere, dreaming of US. Sapnay : Green card. Sadma : Rejected H-1(B) Visa. Deewana Mastana : Project Manager - Team Leader. Beta : Home Phone bill exceeding $400pm. Rakhwala : Project Manager. Mr. Bechara : Computer professional in Singapore. Zanjeer : Company bond. Himmatwala : Breaking company bond. Tohfa : H-4 Visa for your Wife. Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman : Once you are in US. Chaudhvin ka Chand : Assembly programmer. Sahib Bibi aur Ghulam : Client, your company and you. Shehanshah : Bill Gates. Admi Sadak Ka : Jumping from company to company. Dayawan : Company paying full salary in bench Anari : Year2000 programmer. Phool Aur Kaanten : Microsoft - IBM. Aaj Ka Gunda Raaj : Microsoft Monopoly in IT market. Hairaan : Non-Computer professionals on seeing computer professional's pay-check. Hum Aapke Hain Koun : Illegal Immigrants in US Aur Pyar Ho Gaya : After staying in US for a Year. Daud : Coming to US. Rangeela : After getting Green Card. Bahaar Aane Tak : Time period between Green Card and Citizenship. Farz : Going to native country every year. Pyaasa : Longing for a Visa. Agneepath : Going to Consulate for getting a Visa. Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikandar : After coming from consulate with a Visa. Bud Naseeb : Not getting a Visa Elan-E-Jung : Asking for increment Gupt : Agreement of Programmer with number of consultants Zakmee : After getting rejected twice for a Visa. Swarg Se Sundar : on landing in US. Ab Kya Hoga? : Applied for Green Card too late. Kranti : Increase H-1 quota. Main Khiladi Tu Anari : You and Immigration Officer