Sure, netazneta, here is a feminazi story for you. The same liberal neighbor of mine has a bunch of lesbian friends, all of whom supported Hanoi Kerry, and in fact are so liberal that they believe boy scouts should be friendlier to gay people. They also feel that women deserve equal pay, and are as, if not more, intelligent as men. Laughable, I know. I had a chitchat with them a few days ago, and they said they were going to stay with my neighbor for a couple of days, after which they were gonna go back to Boston, where they originally are from. The three bulldykes(or as I like to call them the three lesbian musketeers) had to be taught a lesson during their short sojourn with my ultra-liberal homosexual neighbor. Oh by the way, did I mention all three were lardasses? The three were so hideously ugly that I wouldn't be surprised if their moms breastfed them with straws when they were children. Typical ugly liberal mug, I tell. So my gut instinct told me that these three feminazis had dildos hidden somewhere in their purses(naturally since they're from Boston,MA). So i asked one of my buddies to give these three hookers a ride in his pickup truck that they would never forget. Surely enough, my neighbor also decided to tag along. This was my signal to go back to my neighbor's house, which, by now, I was very familiar with. And guess what, one of the homely ladies forgot to take her purse with her, and I knew what I had to do. So I kept on digging and digging, and guess what, she had a vibrator! Why, that wench! How dare she bring her depraved culture to Florida? So I knew what I had to do. I had brought with me a bag of hot pepper. I quickly rubbed some pepper on the vibrator, and then I vamoosed as fast as I had entred. The wench surely will learn a thing or two when she decides to have fun with herself next time around. LMAOOOOOOOO. God bless Tom Delay.