"what were you doing to in the meantime? " Sharpening my knife. Netazneta, you won't believe this, man. This liberal neighbor of mine once upon a time also had emus in his shack. And it had only recently laid eggs. Knowing that this vegan sodomite(he is of the homosexual persuasion and very feminine) would never eat emu eggs, my republican buddies and I, yet again, decided to teach this Northeastern liberal carpetbagger(we're currently in Florida) a lesson. So this time, understanding that this guy is a hopeless romantic(he pretends to be, he has been divorced 5 times before he came out of his liberal closet) my good buddies decided to take him to the theatre where they were showing "Maid in Manhattan". So while he was getting entertained in the theatre, I discreetly made my way inside his house. And there was the emu sittin' on a bunch of eggs. So I quickly grabbed all of the eggs(and some of em got squished for some reason or another), and as I was about to leave the house, I decided to teach this emu-loving socialist another lesson. So I plucked all of the emu feathers, one by one, a tedious task, but ah well, I got the job done. And then I quickly darted off. LMAOOOOOOOOOO. Libbie homos are just too feminine. God bless America. *Waves his flag* Proud to be an American.