nepali con, First gerbils, now turkeys! I guess the next logical, if retroactive, step would be dogs! What imagination, what courage! Your liberal neighbor told me to remind you to wave giant American flags and chant god?'sname while you are doing it. He found it impressive that you rightwing KKK theocrats (who hate your own reflection in Hezbollah and the Taleban) do it with so much pride. Carry on, "animal lover", carry on, he said, have fun, squeal all you want. Talking about squealing, he indicated that it was your dear priests who were buggering little kids--in the church, no less. But then, like a proud, patriotic, but ignorant wing-nut fundamentalist, what would you know, or care, he sighed with resignation. So, of course, he was't surprised by your love for the present Pope--once a member of the Hitler Youth--who was crucial in hushing up the whole buggering scandal and blaming everything on the media. (But, he said--taking tokes from his joint--that you probably believed it was the pinko, commie, tree-hugging, god-hating Clintons' fault anyways!) Life must be easy for you, he added enviously, because you hardly need to think, just follow orders and chant "pinko, commie, tree huggers, god haters" and everything would be fine and dandy in your world (he said you forgot the "homos, the feminazis, blacks, and the immigrants", by the way, even though he suspected that you might be one of them). But that is his story. Pray, do tell us about what you did to the dog, or had done to you.