netazneta, the squeals of pleasure he heard was his libbie NAMBLA buddies buggering young boys. You don't know half the thing this pot-smoking neighbor does,man! But does he know what happened to his turkey? The same libbie neighbor, who by the way is a vegan, invited me to a dinner during thanksgiving. Seeing that the dinner comprised of nothing but chickpea, corn and tofu, I knew I had to teach this hezbollah supporting, Michael Moore worshipping, pinko traitor a lesson. So the next day, my buddies and I conspired to get him out of his crib, so we can steal his turkey. My friends ring his bell and tell him that one of our neighbors(who was quite privy to the scheme) was very sick, and had to be rushed to the hospital, and that his Toyota Prius hybrid( the tree-hugging bastard is very conscious of the environment)would be the most ideal. The niggardly libbie of course would never let us borrow his car, so he offered to drive. So I quickly go inside his house, steal his turkey and hightailed out of his crib in a matter of minutes. A few days later, I was busy tenderizing some turkey meat in a tub of brine. LMAOOOOOOOOOO. God bless the Pope.