'If you're such a good fortune-teller, you should be able to tell me the score of tonight?s hockey game before it starts!' 'Before the game starts, the score will be nothing to nothing!' A woman went to her psychiatrist and said, 'Doctor, I want to talk to you about my husband. He thinks he?s a refrigerator.' 'That?s not so bad,' said the doctor. 'It?s a rather harmless complex.' 'Well, maybe,' replied the lady. ?But he sleeps with his mouth open and the light keeps me awake.? A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who has a perfect memory. Skeptical, the tourist asked, ?What did you have for breakfast on September 10, 1943?? The Indian answered, ?Eggs.? The man scoffed, ?Everyone eats eggs for breakfast. He?s a phony.? Thirteen years later the traveler?s train stopped again in the small New Mexico town, and he saw the same Indian sitting on the train platform. The tourist went up to him and said jovially, ?How!? The Indian answered, ?Scrambled.?