stereotype this what do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? slap the bitch and tell her to get back to work How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb? none... Let the bitch cook my dinner in the dark What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter? The dishes if she knows what's good for her What is the difference between a woman with PMS and a bulldog? Lipstick What did the vampire lesbian say to the other vampire lesbian? See you next month disclaimer: jokes do not reflect author's personal views, and if you are a woman reading this then how do you fix a woman's watch? you don't theres a clock on the oven.