Yo fellas... If you are a vivid golfer, I thought you might enjoy this. 1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really whacked the hell out that sucker. 4. After 18 holes, I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up, I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again. Enjoy! dp