Ten different ways for the King to let you you Lick His Arse Author: Date: 4/21/2005 Body: 1. Open a website like supportourking.com, then ask the King to visit, he will be very impressed and will let the webmasters of the site lick his arse. 2. Be ready to become Anchaladhis 3. Blame everything on Girija 4. Blame everything that happened between 1990-2002 5. Praise Paras for the all the good deeds he's done. 6. Lick Gyane's Jwai's Arse first. 7. Go on a motorcycle rally on Paras B'day. 8. Chant "Hamro Raja Harmo Desh Pran Vanda Pyaro Cha" whenever you're in a group 9. Tell the King, the whole world of China, N. Korea, Burma, and Pakistan is supporting him- and these are the only countries we need to diplomatic ties with. 10. Tell the King that there is a line outside Narayanhiti that stretches for whole of Katmandu with people ready to lick his majesties Royal Arse and you want to be the first.