"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa balla samjhe, khai broda, k bhayo k bhayo milena bhanya. Will do it laterz hai. Hijo, sathi lai online bhetyo kya, ek ta sathi tesh mathi pani naari............... kura ta garnai paryo ni hoina ra. K garnu bro priority kya. hehehehehehehe" harke daju said ---------------------- Tao ta hooo ;) "afterall sabai jana school padhai raicha..friends ni.:)" ruina said ------------------------- aaa, timi pani school ma? :p... ramro...tara, jata bhaye pani...timi ta eek daam phadhan te jasto cha ne, ho? aaaba...sajha sanga chai lop paryo jasto cha mero :s...kya thees k anywayz...sathi aka runia ...timro jokes were really funny, haas-da haas-da mero ta peet nai dkukyo :(.... tara...mero yee jokes ko aaga de, ta timro rau-ney, ra peet dhu-kau ney jokes haru ta dudh, pani, chyai patti ra chini bina ko chyia jasto ho ra..... :p ****************** A sardar was urinating besides a car. A foreigner said to him "Aapke Yahan Police Nahin Pakadti". He replied "Nahin Hamaare yahan khud pakadna padta hai!" ****************** Sardar ji got an email?and he was confussed, and he is thinking wat needs to do w/this mail: If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute! Santa to to his son: Zindagi mein, batey tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal. Santa Goes to heaven Santa Singh was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend Banta. As Banta singh stood beside the bed, santa Singh's frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on. Banta singh lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and Santa used his last ounce of strength to scribble a note. Then he died. Banta singh thought it best not to look at the note just then, so he slipped it into his jacket pocket. Several days later, at the funeral, Banta singh was visting Santa's family. He realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he'd worn the day Santa died. "You know," he said, "Santa handed me a note just before he died. I haven't read it, but knowing Santa, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all." He unfolded the note and read aloud, "You're standing on my oxygen tube!" Sardarji was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall. It read "Padne waala gadha? Sardar jithought for an hour, erased it and wrote back,"Likhne waala gadha. Mrs. Sardar Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes."What is the matter today? asked her husband. "Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone." "I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Sardar Singh. ************************ Sardar Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence. "They should not put up such misleading notices,"said Sardar Singh." It said , "FINE FOR PARKING HERE." Two Singh?s were in conversation on the beach : Sardar Singh :Praa ji , Es ko 'beach' kyue kaheete hai ? Jasbindar Singh : Tumhe nahe pata ? Sardar Singh : Nahe pata. Jasbindar Singh: Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai Sardar ji complained to his friend about his wife ' My wife never agrees with anything I say. And we have been married for six years .' Mrs Sardar ji intervened, ' Not six we have been married for seven years ! A Sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say to his wife leaving for the office : 'Good bye Char Bacchon ki Maa' . One day his wife fed up of this answered : ' Bye Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap'. That ended the husband's witticisms. ******************** Avtar & Kartar used to stay in same building . Avtar on the Ground floor & Kartar on the 25thfloor. One day when the lift was not working, Kartar invited Avtar for a Dinner. Avtar trudged up to 25th floor to find Kartar's flat closed from outside and had a note which read : 'How did you enjoy your dinner ? ' Not to be outdone , Avtar wrote under it, 'Sorry , I could not make it .' ******************** 'Take me to the 10th floor,' said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding. When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, 'The 10th floor, beta.' 'Why did you call me beta?' demanded Banta Singh. D'I am not your son.' I called you beta because I brought you up,' replied the liftman. ********************* The collector asked Banta Singh for his rail ticket. Banta Singh searched his pockets but could not find it. 'Never mind,' reassured the collector, ' I will take your word that you bought your ticket.' 'That is very kind of you,' replied Banta Singh,'but if I don't find it, I want to know where to get off.' ***************** Santa Singh : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?' Banta Singh : 'Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?' *********** Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem. Doctor : What's your problem? Sardarji : I keep forgetting things. Doctor : Since when do you have this problem? Sardarji : What problem? Letter Letter from mother to son Santa Singh. Pyare Puttar, Vahe Guru. I am writing this letter slow, because I know you can't read fast. We do not live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I wont be able to send you the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the numbers with them for their next house, so they would not have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I am not sure it works too well. Last week I put 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since then. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained 3 days, and the second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. We got another bill from the funeral home. It said if we don't make the last payment on grandma's funeral, he will come up again. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting grass at the cemetery . Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it's a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle Jatinder fell in a whisky vat. Some men tried pulling him out, but he fought them off and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. There is not much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. LoveMom. P.S. I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed. ****************************** Santa's ferrari Santa singh shows up at his friend Banta Singh's Place in a Brand New - Red Ferarri. Banta: Wow Banta, ke gaddi hai (What a car)Kithon laiye (where did you get it from) Santa:Main highway te lift mung reha se ... Gori Mem aaee te meine kende "want a ride Mr. Singh" I hopped in, and she took me to the woods. Once in woods she got outside took off clothes and said to me "Mr Singh. take anything" Banta is quite excited and asks "tu ke keeta Santa " Santa: Mian gaddi lai layee. (I took the car) Banta: Changa keeta kapde tenu fit bhi nahi aane se (good showyou wouldn't have fit into her clothes) ************* that?s its for today guys?aaba ta malai pani?.. anywayz?aaba ta janu paryo?.bhok pani lagyo?kai khaye ko chyina?gayera ?paila?pakau nu paryo pani?khunu paryo?.kasto wakka lagcha L Most Nepali girls as well as boyz r manufactured copies of each other ----------------------? coming soon @ this thread ;) Pease ;ut