? Banta: What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. Banta: What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi ************************************************************************* A lie machine is bought. It works in the following way..... If the truth is told- the machine wont give any sound. If a lie is told- the machine will give a sound 'TNAAAAA...' Now there are three Indians. One Marathi, one Madrasi and one Sardarji. Their correspondences are given infront of the lie machine. Here it goes...... Marathi:- 'I think I can eat 30 wada paw at a time!' Lie machine:-'TNAAAAA...' Marathi:-'No no, I think I can eat 10 wada paw at a time' Lie machine:- no sound(truth is told) Madrasi:-'I think i can eat 25 dosa at a time' Lie machine:-'TNAAA...' Madrasi:-'No no,I think i can eat 10 dosas at a time' Lie machine:-no sound(truth) Sardarji:-'I think....' Lie machine:- 'TNAAAAAA.....' Sardarji:-'I think...' Lie machine:-'TNAAAAAAA...... ********************************************************************* While filling out a form.. Name: Sita Devi Place of birth: Hong Kong status:unmarried Sex: Virgin Date of birth: 19/04/77 Name : Phool Maya Place of birth : Hong Kong status:married Sex : sometimes Date of birth : 17/08/65 ********************************************************************************** .....................spiderman got a part in bollywood...........