hyaa kehi pani hoina maile tyatikkai jiskako nii. hehe ani kahile je bhanchau kahile ruina bhanchau k ho au??bujdaina ma taysto bango tedo kura hehe.ruina bhanda huncha..afterall sabai jana school padhai raicha..friends ni.:) how about some jpt jokes in ur thread? ?.ramailo huncha ne hai?.some some grl, gets offended by those jpt joke?.i m sure u don?t fall under that list. :p............>>>>>>> san le block gardinu huncha ani khuching parcha ....pardaina yaha jpt jokes lekhnu afai padhai basa.....lop sop naparee pani kina padha man lageena bhanchau bhaneko taa grrrrr taystaii jpt joke padha raicha ani kaha bata padhnu man lagcha .... ************************************************************************* hmm now phun tyme!! Once upon a time four guys an American,a French,a Lebanese and a Chinese went up to the mountains to test how an echo sounds like. After taking a deep breath, the American shouted "Hello the echo replied...hello...hello". Then the French shouted Salut the echo replied Salut....Salut.....Salut The lebanese shouted Marhaba,the echo replied Marhaba...Marhaba....Marhaba Finally the Chinese shouted Ching Fwan Swou and the echo replied SAY WHAT? **************************************************************************** Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive. The correspondent goes to him and asks, "Sardarji how did it happen?" Sardar: "Oh ji pucho mat. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi." Aaj tak: "Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode." Sardar: "oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ke liye patri par hi leta tha.Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya." ******************************************************************************* A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went upon the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years." ******************************************************************************** Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge....think............. "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI" enjoy!ani happy new year