Think these little johny jokes are not that offensive..I have tons of them...one more...: Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first. One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God." The teacher praises the little girl as a little boy raises his hand. He says, "I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love." "That is so beautiful, Billy", praises the teacher. The teacher looked up and saw Little Johnny's hand up. "Oh no," she thought, "I'm not gonna like this..Little Johnny, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?" Little Johnny says, "Your feet." The teacher (relieved) asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first.. He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night and my mom had her feet up in the air and she was shouting, 'Oh God, I'm coming!'" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------