dont hav anything to do??? phadnu jhau lagyo bhane....yo joke phadnu....eek daam phadney taagat aaucha re ;) Jasbindir singh: What are you looking at? Beppo Singh: I know your PIN no., hee, hee. Jasbindir singh: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it? Beppo Singh: four asterisks! ***************** Lotta Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. because of a power failure. Beppo Singh: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs. ******************** A Sardarji, stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!" "Yes, sir?" "I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!" "What was wrong with it?" "It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!" The librarian nodded and said, "Ah. So you must be the person who took our phone book." ********************* Santa Singh was traveling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidentally, the photograph fell down from his pocket. When Santa tried to pick it up the photograph slipped under a woman's saree. He asked her "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph" The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital. He was surprised to see Banta Singh on the bed next to him, in a worse condition. Banta explained what happened to him He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night. The Owner replied" I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay". He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night. The Owner replied," I have 3 grown up daughters. Sorry,I can't allow you to stay". He went to the next house and asked:" Do you have "grown up" Daughters?". The Owner asked," WHY?????????" Banta replied," I wanted to stay here for a night....." ************************ After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modeling. Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION! "Laloo, third from left!" ************************* At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED." ******************* Laloos family planning policy. "DONT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR" ********************** Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas's, he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..Could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...". The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "Thank You!" and puts the phone down. *************** Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" For which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on... ****************** All the police organizations in the world are called to meet at a common place to evaluate the best organization. Only major organizations like the New York Police, the Melbourne Police, Scotland Yard, the Dutch Police and theBihar Police pass the eliminations round. Now the task is to select the best one among them. Surprisingly, all the 5 groups do equally well in all the events so the judges put in a last (tiebreak) event to select the best team. They set a tiger free into a nearby forest and the team that catches the tiger in the least amount of time is to be declared the winner. First the Dutch Police go into the jungle and catch the tiger in 30 minutes. Next the Melbourne Police go and return in 20 min. with the tiger. After this the New York police go and catch the tiger in 15 min. Next Scotland Yard detectives go in and catch the tiger in a mere 10 min. The Bihari Police have the the last slot. The tiger is released and the Mumbai Police start chasing it. 10 min go by.......20 min go by......30 min go by....1 hour passes by....3 hours pass by. The judges get vexed and decide to go into the jungle in search of the Bihar Police. In a short time after getting into the jungle, they are amazed to find a big BEAR tied to a tree trunk, being hit left and right by the Bihar Police,who are shouting, 'BOL TU SHER HAI ........... SALE BOL ! TU SHER HAI !' ****************** Why does a sardar only change his baby's diapers once a month? Because it says right on the box "good for up to 20 pounds." ***************** A sardar's response to the comment, "THINK about it!": "I don't have to think-I'm sardar!" ***************** A sardar was recently hired at an office. His first task was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well on the first day on the job, he grabbed a large thismos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop. He held up the thismos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take his order. "Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" the sardar asked. The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me." "Oh good!" the sardar sighed in relief. "Then give me two regular, two black, and two decaf. *************************** A Sardarji father gave the following advice to his son about to be married. "Son, if you want things from your in-laws, be sure to pitch your demand high. If you wanted a cycle, ask for a scooter; if you wanted a motorcycle, ask for a Maruti 800. Always ask for something higher than you need." The young Sardarji who wanted no dowry, imbibed the lesson. When his father-in-law asked what he wanted, the young Sardarji replied, "nothing just Give me the girl's mother." *************** bhyio...dherai hase yo.....pheri hasda hasda...pheet nai...phutla :P ...aani pheri sabai jana, malai SU garney hola :s ;)......pease out