I hav som......harke daju...tapai lai jhau lagyo bhane ko hoina? here...read this. library ma kai kaam chyina...yai joke khojera basyo ;) aajkaal ta phadnu pani...maan lagdai na.....kina kina :( lop sop pare ko pani...chyina.... anywayz....i was suppose to do a research on nerves.(bio) ..tara end up -------------> Sardar : Yaar meri biwi mere dost ke sath bhaag gayi Man : Uski yaad aati hogi naa Sardaar : Haa yaar.. bahut acha dost tha ********************* A sardar got himself a puzzle game. It took him 1 hard year 2 finish it. He was so proud of himself bcoz on the side of the box it said 2-3 yrs. *********************** A sardar was urinating besides a car. A foreigner said to him "Aapke Yahan Police Nahin Pakadti". He replied "Nahin Hamaare yahan khud pakadna padta hai!" *********************** sardars' quote: 2 love is a devotion, 2 b loved is a sucess, 2 b with some 1 u love is an achievement, 2 b with some 1 who loves u is LIFE :) ***************** Smart Man + Smart Nari = Flirting Jaari Idiot Man + Smart Nari = Jeb Khai Smart Man + Idiot Nari = Pav Bhari Idiot Man + Idiot Nari = Shaadi **************** Its really hard to wait for the right person.. especially when the wrong ones are so sexy.. ! ***************** Santa on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says break nahi mar sakta tha? Santa : Break ka kya hain poori cycle to mar di.. ************* A small boy wrote to Santa : "Send me a brother" Santa : "Send me your mother" **************** Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.... WHY? Because his doctor advised him, aaj light hie khana!! ***************** 2 men, looking 4 their lost wives. 1st: What urs look like ? 2nd: She is 5'9, 36-24-36, fair, pretty & urs ? 1st: forget mine, lets look for urs! ****************** If vivek marries Aishwariya and becomes a "joru ka gulam" what will he be called? *answer below....but dont scroll now, 1st think, if u hav some brain like sardar ji has ;)* ******************* What is a similarity between mobile and marriage? "Kash thode din aur ruk jaata to achha model mil jaata" ************************** ans: Vivek-Obey-Rai !!! ******************* Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room. Jasmeet: 'What are you searching for?' Santa: 'Hidden cameras!' Jasmeet: 'And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?' Santa: 'That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching MTV! How does he know that?' ******************* santa ji : My wife's an angel banta ji : You're lucky. Mine's still alive! *************** sardar ji to his fren, jasbindar singh: yar, I mix RUM with WATER I feel drunk, I mix GIN with WATER I feel drunk, I mix WHISKEY with WATER then also feel drunk, I swear aaj ke baad I'll never drink WATER. ************************* Teacher : U know importance of periods? Johnny: Ya, once my sister missed one, my mom fainted, dad got an attack, our neighbor committed sucide. ********************* yeti ho yar....bell pani lagyo.... wakka dikka lagney... :s aaba...dherai hasyo...aaba runu parcha pease ;ut