The driver replies "Hum kaha ki hum Laloo Yadav ka driver hoon aur hum sooar ka bachcha ko maar diya hoon...............>>>hehehe harkey dai; u are repeating jokes k... tyahi pani haso chai uthyo:) mero taa no class aja morning ma:) hmm ohki noe fun tyme *********************************************** Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi paata?? Answer: D'Cold How ?? Cha(i)n ki saans - D'cold ! chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? this is quite simple.. **************************************************************** WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)." HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?" HUSBAND: "I guess so." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: - - - - silence - - - - HUSBAND: "SH*T" ************************************************************************** A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet and rolls over and says "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question." *************************************************************************** Santa Singh ji the english lecturer Sardar Santa Singh ji is the english teacher in a school. He is very well renowned for all his students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the english class. This is what transpires : Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA " Students (in chorous) : "GADHA " Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA " Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA " Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI " Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI" Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH " Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH" By this time the inspector is furious . He confronts the principal and shouts at him "What is this Santa Singh teaching to students. He is supposed to be taking an english class and what he is saying is GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH . The principle too is shocked , Santa Singh the famous english teacher doing this. He immediately sends for for Santa Singh. Principal : " Santa singh ji what nonsense are you telling these students, GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH ". Santa Singh : " Yes i was telling all this in class, but i was only teaching the students the spellings of ASSASSINATION(ASS-ASS-I-NATION) . " Answer: D'Cold again !!! Why ?? Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi !!!!