Hey instead of sending chain - emails why don't we post it here so that they get read by the least number of people you were supposed to send it to. This one funny. It's titled: Thanks for the emails in 2004 :) > >Thanks to everyone who sent me such important emails in 2004! It's so > >great that you included me in your quest to inform! > > > >Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out > >from you that it's good for removing toilet stains. > > > >I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected > >with a disease. > > > >I smell awful, but thank goodness I stopped using deodorant because > >you said it causes cancer. > > > >I don't leave my car in any parking lot even though I sometimes have > >to walk about seven blocks, because you said that someone might drug > >me with a perfume sample and then try to rob me. > > > >I also stopped answering the phone because you said that they will ask > >me to dial a stupid number and then I get a high phone bill with calls > >to Uganda, Singapore, Tokyo and maybe the Mars Rover. > > > >I stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because you told me they are > >nothing more than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that > >are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big > >Macs. > > > >I also stopped drinking anything out of a can - you said that I will > >get sick from the rat faeces and urine. > > > >When I go to parties, I now don't mix with anybody - you said that > >someone will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub > >full of ice. > > > >However, the police are also after me at present because you said not > >to pull over as they could be fake policemen trying to kidnap me. > > > >I went bankrupt from bounced cheques that I wrote, in anticipation of > >the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I > >participated in their special e-mail program. It's weird, though, that > >my new free cell phone never arrived, and neither did the passes for > >my paid vacation to Disneyland. But I am positive that all this is > >because of the chain I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse. > > > >OOPS - I ALMOST FORGOT, IMPORTANT NOTE: If you don't send this e-mail > >to at least 10 people in the next ten seconds, a bird will crap on > >you tonight at 7:00 PM. > > > >Here's to a better informed 2005! >