Guess, what some more: Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God make you, Grandpa?" "Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered. A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, "Did God make me too?" "Yes, He did," the older man answered. For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa, as well as her own reflection in the mirror, while her grandfather wondered what was running through her mind. At last she spoke up. "You know, Grandpa," she said, "God is doing a lot better job lately." ******************************************************************** The composition teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up and read his essay. It began, "Daddy fell into the well last week..." "My goodness!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he all right?" "He must be," said the boy. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday ********************************************************************** One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in the classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy: Sonu do you see the tree outside? Sonu: Yes. Teacher: Tommy, do you see the grass outside? Sonu: Yes. Teacher: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky. Sonu: OK. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky. Teacher: Did you see God? Sonu: No. Teacher: That`s my point. We can`t see God because he isn`t there. He doesn`t exist. A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: Do you see the tree outside? Sonu: Yes. Little girl: Tommy do you see the grass outside? Sonu: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time) Little girl: Did you see the sky? Sonu: Yessssss Little Girl: Tommy, do you see the teacher? Sonu: Yes Little Girl: Do you see her brain? Sonu: No Little Girl: Does that mean she doesn`t have one? *************************************************************** A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office. He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?" She replied, "I'm having a baby." With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" She answered, "He sure is." Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?" She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby." With an even more surprised and shocked look he asked, "Then why did you eat him?" **************************************************************** One day Gramma sent her grandson little Johnnie down to the water hole to get some water to cook dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma's kitchen. "Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Gramma asked him. "I can't get any water from that water hole, Gramma" exclaimed Johnnie. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!" "Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnnie. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!" "Well, Gramma," replied Johnnie, "if he's as scared as I am, then that water ain't fit to drink!" Have a great day guys.