my pleasure:o) Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied ; Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, and thought, and thought ... and at last I wrote THUNK !!!; *********************************************** Q: Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken. Q: Why do sardars have "TGIF" written on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First. Q: How can you tell when a sardar sends you a fax? A: It has a stamp on it. Q: Why can't sardars dial 911? A: They can not find the eleven on the phone. Q: How do you get a sardar on the roof? A: Tell him the drinks are on the house. Q: What do smart sardars and UFOs have in common? A: You always hear about them but you never see them. Q: Why does it take longer to build a sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one? A: You have to hollow out the head. Q: How do you measure a surd's intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear!