seusi_dai, tyesto huda na runu, na hasnu jasto huncha, hagi. yo tragicomic katha sunera malai jhalyassa euta ghatan ko yaad ayo: It was down to the last 5 mins Of the intramural soccer semi-finals The reading on the scoreboard 1-1 The audience on the edge of their seats Jhilke and Tulke, the Romario and Bebeto Carried the hopes of their house team Jhilke dirbbled the ball down the center And saw Tulke running up on the right One flick of the fateful left leg Sent the ball volleying in Tulke's way Alas Tulke miscalculated, 'stead of the right leg The ball found Tulke's family jewels Inside the goalie's net, that fateful ball did go Like an overjoyed volcano, the audience did errupt But Tulke stood there stoic and expressionless Na Runu, Na Hansnu PS - for the sympathetic, Tulke was frollicking in joy after 5 mins PPS - The names of the players have been changed.