#21 Chut aur Bhut, Kismat walon ko hi dikhte hain. #22 Naan aur Kutte ka lauda, andar jakar hi phoolte hain. #23 Lohe par Hathoda aur Chut par Loda, tabhi maro jab garam ho. #24 Ladki aur Audio cassete, dono side se bajaana chahiye. #25 Exam ki taiyari mein ek ghanta aur daaru mein ek peg, hamesha kum rahte hain. #26 Chut saal mein do hi baar maro, ek jis din baarish ho aur doosre us din jab baarish na ho. #27 Lund aur Ghamand, dono ko kaabu mein rakhne mein hi bhalai hai. #28 Baagi aur mamme , jahan bhee mile , masal dene chahiye. #29 Samay se pahle aur Kismat se achhi chut, na kisi ko mili hai,na milegi. #30 Jab kismat mein likhe ho lode, to kahan se milenge pakode. #31 adami aur chuha hamesha ched ki taraf bhagta hai #32 baasi choot aur purana akhbaar, jahan dikhe faad do! #33 hari jhandi aur randi ko dekte hi bhaag lo! #34 musibat aur land kabhi bhi khada ho sakta hai! #35 Naukari aur gaand sabki lagti hai. #36 Kamaan se nikala Teer jitna tez ho, aur Gand se nikali paad jitni dhire ho utani hi asardar hoti hai! #37 Kamaan se nikala Teer aur gaand se nikla goo kabhi vapas nahin aata hai #38 Jaban aur land dono me haddi nahi hoti! #39 Nayee chut ka maza nau din tak hota hai! #40 Admi kitna bhi gora ho, land baki badan se kala hi hota hai! #41 Dusri naukari aur dusri aurat hardam achi hi lagti hai! #42 Stree se aayu, purush se aay (income) aur sardar se kabhi time nahi puchhana chahiye! #43 Bhajan, Bhojan aur Chodan hamesha ekaant main karne chahiye. #44 Chut, Boot aur Rangroop ko jitna ragdoge utni hi chamak aayegi. #45 Chut, Chuchi aur Chilam jitni bhi pio kabhi Jhuti nahin hoti. #46 Maango usi se jo de khushi se aur kahe na kisi se. #47 Jab bhi mile akeli, wo nahin to uski saheli, saheli nahin to apni Hatheli.....but have sex daily. #48 Kismat aur gaand kabhi bhi aur kahin bhi mar sakti hai. #49 Ladai aur chudai mein sab jaayaj hai. #50 Bahen ke lavdon, gaand mein dum hai to pachaasva khud bana lo.