ok, great here's from my collection of sms..s but in hindi so pliz don't mind and enjoy. #1 Maut aur tatti, kabhi bhi aa sakti hain. #2 Saamp aur chut, jahaan bhi milen maar do. #3 Zindagi aur jhaant uljhe hue hain, use suljhane ki koshish mat karna. #4 Samay aur chutiya, sab ka kat ta hain. #5 Achi piyo kharab piyo, jab bhi piyo sharaab piyo. #6 Paani aur land, apna rasta khud dhoondh lete hain. #7 Beewi aur gaadi, doosre ko doge to chud kar hi wapas ayenge. #8 Sardar aur suwar ke bachche, chote hi achche lagte hain. #9 Doodh aur gaand, jab phatthe hain to aawaaz nahi aati. #10 Rocket aur tharak, aadmi ko kahin bhi le jaa sakte hain. #11 Choochiyaan aur jazbaad, jitne dabaao utne hee ubharte hain. #12 Jhaante aur koylaa, hameshaa sulagte rahte hain. #13 Tootee(tap) aur lauda, hamesha tadey rehtey hain. #14 Tattey(Auntey, Gotey) jitnaa bhi uchhal lein, rahenge hameshaa laude ke neeche hee! #15 Ladki kitni bhi lambi ho, mutegi to baith ke hi. #16 Land ko kitna bhi jhadkao, aakhri boond undi mein hi girti hai. #17 Chut chahe jitni bhi choudi ho jaye, marni to Lund se hi padegi. #18 Choochiyaan aur khaini, jitna ragdoge utna hi majaa ayega. #19 Chut aur Daaru, kabhi bhee jhooti nahi hoti hain. #20 Kutte ko mootne ke liye aur Ladki ko chudne ke liye, taang uthani hi padti hai.