I read this joke and man I can't help myself....I got to post it here man........ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Santa Singh is sitting on a rather empty train across from a good looking girl wearing a tight mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear. The girl realises he is staring and asks, 'Are you looking at my pussy?' 'Yes, I'm sorry,' says Santa and promises to avert his eyes. 'It's quite alright,' replies the woman, 'It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you.' Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. Santa, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do. 'I can also make it wink,' says the woman. Santa stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him. 'Come and sit next to me,' suggests the woman, patting the seat. Santa moves over. The woman is now visibly horny and asks Santa, 'Would you like to push a couple of your fingers in?' Stunned, Santa replies, 'What! Can it whistle, too?'