Dakshina to my "young" Guru-ba , Mr. Crab ! A snail was beaten up by two turtles. His friends were furious and wanted to get revenge. " Did you get a good look at the turtles who did this to you?" they asked the snail in question. "No," he answered." It all happened so fast !" *~ -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~* George Bernard Shaw, the profilic playwright, cabled the following invitation to Winston Churchill ; " Have reserved 2 tickets for my first night.Come and bring a friend, if you have one.Shaw" To which Churchill replied ; " Impossible to attend first night. Will come second night, that is if you have one. Chruch " =========================================>> So much love, eh . Here'z sum hate, not that I am tryna fai-launu it tho ! English - I hate you. German - Ich hasse Sie. Dutch - Ik haat u. French -Je vous deteste. Norwegian - Jeg hater De. Portuguese - Odeio O. Apologies if any of the above is/are incorrect.