Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck. Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store? A: They are both 10? a screw! Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme! Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? A: Nothing. They've never met. Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop. Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: Because everybody gets a turn. Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod... Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche? A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.