I'm looking for a hirsute BBW with weight in the upwards of 350 lbs, with unshaved pits and legs, who can cook, clean, make sweet love when I feel the need to vent my sexual frustration, and change my diapers when I poop a big load. Should have extra, extra, extra large melons(upwards of DD if possible), and categorically *must* sing like a croon(as opposed to a crone) so she can put me to sleep with her melodic lullabies. I have a bad habit of sucking my thumb when I am sleeping. Would indeed be a great service if willing to watch me fall asleep. Have already purchased an extra extra large bed with extra extra cushion. Bed springs fashioned out of platinum for extra reinforcement. Two people can easily share the bed. Must be single and willing to explore. Should be a risk taker. Phobias: can't stand rolling pins. Therefore, a BBW is ideal for my needs as she can flatten the dough(mmm mmm Parathas) by using her buttocks. Also very allergic to wool. Person sharing this phobia desired, but it is not necessary. Also lactose tolerant. My stats: 6'3", 250 lbs, very hairy, nice round pot belly, athletic Personality: Sociable, funny, sexy, although a bit deranged. Been popping 5 different pills to keep schizophrenia in check. Love watching movies. Into mystery novel. Favorite book: Bram Stoker's Dracula...!