Women love sex too? Now that's new to me. I always thought women were made by the almighty God to cater to us men, if you know what I mean. A typical day with my girlfriend: Me: Hey, sweetiepie, I need an extra scoop of ice-cream. Her: Why don't you do it yourself, lazybones! Me: What did you say? YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME??? *wham* wham*poww *boom *kadunk Her: pp..pp..please, stop hitting me. I'll do whatever you wish. Me: Thanks so much, you're so sweet. *guzzles beer likes there's no tomorrow* While you're at it darling, buy me a keg of beer. And if she starts to call them popos, just remember, threaten her with a divorce. It works like a charm. Women are too emotionally tied to you. You can play her like a violin all you want. Oh yes, the next day of the incident, act like nothing happened. Love her, caress her, make sweet love to her, wash her, dry her, bathe her, worship her feet, give her some $$$ so she can buy that thong she always coveted. Remember, she loves you, and she can't do a thang about it.