hers a slightly risque one sardar in the indian army comes home to his village to get married. hes walking along when he sees this person bathing naked in a waterfall from the back. seeing the long tresses, he falls in love and asks for marriage. turns out, the person in the waterfall is anoter guy sardaar, but for some reason (remember, this is a joke), agrees to be the bride. the sardar is all happy. the nuptials are performed, but before they can spend the frist night, a missive arrives calling our hero to the front, war with pakistan has broken out. being a good soldier, he leaves immediately. so the mother of the groom says to her oldest daughter 'beti sona, we cant leave your bhabi alone. go sleep with her'. so sona goes to sleep with her 'bhabi' and the randy sardaar nails her all night long so the next night, when the budhiya asks sona to go sleep with the bhabi, she says no, but dosent so the mom tells her second daughter mona to go to her bhabi. the sardaar gets into her too. so the next day, when mona refuses to go sleep with the bhabi, the old woman sends her youngest, 6-year old pinky. the sardaar bangs her too so the next time, pinky refuses, the old woman decides to find out why, and goes sleeps with her new bahu herself, and finds out first hand what the deal is so a week later, our protagonist, who is happily killing pakistanins, get a letter in the mail beta balwinder sona bhi lut gai mona bhi lut gai pinky ka phat gaya gaand mei saath baras ki buddhu ko na choda bahu ka nikal gaya laand. beta jaldi ghar aaja