I am willing to lead the country provided that you all refer to me not as king but as "Bhagvan" or "Prabhu"...As another stipulation, every week one of you will be sacrificed as my son will run you over with his Mercedez...In return, the country will recognize this great deed and your name will live in honor as a person who sacrificed his life to satiate the murderous appetites of the Prince. Paras tells me he looks forward to running over you all and your family members.