Posted by: ma_chul February 23, 2005
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1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your
house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking
places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick
walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double
cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors
open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering
machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in
packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. (THIS ONE ALWAYS BUGGED ME!)
9. Only in America......do we use the word
'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM
machines with Braille lettering.
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