boozing Quotes....... "i followed a women for three years to know her taste. finally i found we are both crazy about girls." "she is beautiful. she is sexy. oh yes, she is tranny as well." "Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure." "I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic." "my brother never likes me having sex with men" "Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."