Man: - Haven?t we met before? Woman: - ?Perhaps. I m the receptionist at the VD clinic? Man: - haven?t I seen you someplace before? Woman: - ?yeah, that?s why I don?t go there anymore.? Man: - is this seat empty? Woman: -? yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.? Man: - so wanna go back to my place? Woman: - ?Well, I don?t know. Will two people fit under a rock? Man: - you?re place or mine? Woman: - ?Both. You go to yours and I?ll go to mine.? Man: - I?d like to call you. What?s your number? Woman: - ?its in the phone book.? Man: - but I don?t know your name.? Woman: - ?that?s in the phone book too.? Man: - so what do you do for living? Woman: - I?m a female impersonator. Man: - hey baby what?s your sign? Woman: - ? Do not enter.? Man: - how do you like your eggs in the morning? Women: - unfertilized. Man: - hey common we are both here at this bar for the same reason. Woman: -?yeah! Lets pick up some chicks!? Man: - I know how to please a women? Woman: - ? then please leave me alone? Man: - I want to give myself to you.? Woman: - I don?t accept cheap gifts.? Man: - ?If I could see you naked, I?d die happy? Woman: - ?Yeah. But if I saw you naked, I?d probably die laughing.? Man: - ?Your body is like a temple for me.? Woman: - ?Sorry, there are no services today.? Man: - ?I?d go through anything for you.? Woman: - ?Good! Lets start from your bank account.? Man: - ?I would go to the end of the world for you.? Woman: - yes, but would you stay there forever?