ma cha Ministry of Transport re.... :D barshoun samma mari mari tyampo chalaako balla kaam lagechha! I, Poonte, on the capacity of Minister of Transport of the Kingdom of Sajha, hereby issue the following Ministerial order to all those concerned: 1. All high-ranking government members of the Kingdom of Sajha MUST renouce their NIssans and/or Mercedes and resort to Safa Tyampo for official transportation. Appropriate Royal Sajha flags will be issued by the afforementioned ministry to be hung by the silencer...ooops, I mean rattler pipes. 2. All mini bus drivers must be kupreko budhaas, and conductors must be chwak chwak tarunis. 3. There will be an annual Sajha Indi 700 race held on the birthday of our Maharaj San. All Thela gaadas, Rikshaas, Taangas, bail gaadas (in the Terai) will be encouraged to participate. 4. All female members of the cabinet will be provided one human donkey each from Kurakani district of the Kingdom of Sajha to carry their handbags. As required, the Ministry of Tranportation reserves the right to issue these kinds of directives at a moment's notice. Since we wish to present a democratic face, our 24-hour hotmline will be open for any suggestions on how to destry the transportation sector of our Kingdom. The number to dial is: 1-900-SEXY MINISTER only US $5.99 per minute US $5.98 with senior citizens discount US $5.97 with student discount and US $15.99 with Nepali Royalist discount!