An old man turned ninety eight he won the lottery and died next day it's a black fly in your chardonnay it's a dead row pardon two minutes too late isn't it ironic ... dont u think?????????? chorus it's like raining on your wedding day its a free ride when you have already paid its the good advice that you didnt take who would have thought.. it figuresss.. Mr play it safe was afraid to fly he packed his suitcase and kissed his kid good bye he waited his whole damn life to take this flight and as the plane crash down he thought well isnt this nice... grrrrrrrrrrr repeat chorus well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you when you think everything's okay and everything's going rite and life has funny way helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong and the everything blows up in your face A trafic jam when yor're already late A no smoking sign on your cigratte break its like ten thousand spoon when all you need is a knife its meeting the man of my dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife and isnt it ironic dont you think??? a lil too ironic and yeah i really do think.... By alanis morissette