TOP 10 REASONS WHY I WOULD NOT ASK MY PARENTS TO COME VISIT ME IN THE U.S. : 10. I told them that I live like a king, but forgot to mention that I live like a king in a studio. 9. I do not own any cleaning items except for paper towels. 8. I do not want the mess in my room tidied up. 7. The only purpose of my refrigerator is to keep beverages cold and to preserve my take-out leftovers. 6. My kitchen collection consists of free plastic forks, paper plates, 2 beer mugs and 1 pair of chopsticks. 5. I do not have a tap nor a bucket & mug next to the toilet seat. 4. I know I have a bunch of condoms hidden somewhere, but I can't find them. Parents in the house = tidying & rummaging = accidental discovery of embarassing items. 3. There's a poster of a half-naked Carmen Electra on my wall and I can't take it down without tearing it. 2. The horny couple in the adjacent apartment make loud passionate noises at night. and 1. I really want to buy a Plasma TV.