Why lord Shiva never received PHD? 1) He was in Mt. kailash. 2) He was busy smoking joints so missed most of the classes 3) He was in love with parbati so most of the time he was busy loving her 4) He didn?t have no computers to Google references 5) When ever he tried to focus on studies his third eye used to get open destroying every thing. Poor lord Shiva, his dream of receiving PHD degree on ?How to get high with out joint? never fulfilled.