From the very beginning it reminded me of going to the dentist. And girly girl, what do u mean by pervert? Why would going to a dentist be so gross? ;) BTW, There was a poem doing the rounds on the internet few years back. I can not recall it exactly but it goes somethin like: Its a full moon nite Just she and me, no one else I slowly part her legs Slowly i slide my fingers to her nipples work hard..... ani ke ke ho ke ke finally a white substance comes my first experience of milking a cow! that was damn hilarious, though i dont know the exact 'lyrics' cheers