Monarchy; You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage. Nepali Congress (GIRIJA);You have two cows. The government screws you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow. Nepali Congress(DEUBA);You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. UML;You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous. RPP; You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what? SADBHAWANA; You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. MAOIST;You have two cows. The government seizes both but still keep on taxing u for cow.