How much of a sense of humour u have is pathetically revealed when u told or laughed at the lame jokes. I dont need to tell u jokes to make u laugh. U cud see a dead rat on the road and that cud make u laugh. U really are sick and need to get a laugh, both the joke teller and the followers. In this internet age, when there are so many good jokes on teh internet, why dont u find a good joke and past here instead of that two lame ones, and laugh at it. My sincere suggestion to you.