One day Lord shiva decided to visit Nepal. So he changed his get-up and went down earth. He roam all over country. he became very sad due to the sorry state of nepal. He feel so sorry that he want to drink alcohol to forget his pain. He goes to some bar at thamel. Once he enters bar, Shiva: "What all do u have". Bartender: "We have whisky, rum, vodka, gin, beer etc etc." Lord Shiva: "Let's try whisky first. Give me 5 bottles of whisky". Afterhaving 5 bottles of whisky, Lord shiva decided to try Rum. Bartender was shocked: "Who is this man, after having 5 bottles ofwhisky,he is still on his feet". After having 5 bottles of Rum, Shiva decided to have beer. After having 40 bottles of beer, he asked the bartender for Gin. Bartender couldn't stop himself asking him: "Sir, who are you?? I have seen people getting drunk after having 4 glasses of whisky, and you've almosthad 50 bottles and you are still on your feet, who are you"??? Lord Shiva: "Baalak, Ma Bhagwaan Shiv ho". Bartender: bulla laagecha mora lai !!!