To: All Nepalese residing in USA Announcement for the GRAND PARTY to celebrate your time in USA Time: 7 o'clock (meaning you need to show up by 10 pm only) Venue: Indian Restaurant (where you get to talk to the waiter waitresses in the language you prefer most and hate most, hindi) Ticket Price: $30 (That gives us profit margin of about 20% only, but don't worry there is a cash bar) Programme Detail: 7 pm: DJs should start fixing their gadgets. Setting up of the stage. 8 pm: Organizers to show up at this time 9 pm: Nepalese to accumulate and since there are nobody inside, just hang around outside of the restaurant whether you smoke or not. Some baasi snacks will be served. 9:30 pm: Cultural show scheduled to start at 8 pm will commence now. Enjoy your own Madhu dai's daughter's dance, Kavita bhauju ko geet and Churamani dai ko Kavita 10:00 pm: Live Band. Open Cash Bar 11:00 pm: High light of the show: Numerous fight between the drunks and tetotallers. No need to call the cops, just kick the fighter out, only to see him after 10 minutes, challenging everybody inside. 12:00 pm: DJ Dance. Hindi+Nepali+English. Time for family men to leave and singles to mingle. 1:00 am: Dance continuation even though there are barely anybody in the dance floor. 2:00 am: Final fights, mil-jul and home sending. You can enjoy some songs by jadyahas along the way to your car. Enjoy this Typical South Asian (not just nepalese) party, coming to your neighbourhood soon.